Index of Sketches

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A


Accidents involving foodEpisode 34
Accidents sketchEpisode 18
AdvertisementsEpisode 13
After-shaveEpisode 17
Agatha Christie sketchEpisode 11
Agatha Christie Sketch (Railway Timetables)Episode 24
AlbatrossEpisode 13
Anagram quizEpisode 30
Ant communicationEpisode 41
'Anything Goes In' (song)Episode 42
ApologyEpisode 33
Apology (politicians)Episode 32
Apology for violence and nudityEpisode 29
Appeal on behalf of extremely rich peopleEpisode 45
'Archaeology Today'Episode 21
Architect sketchEpisode 17
Argument clinicEpisode 29
Army captain as clownEpisode 30
Army protection racketEpisode 8
Art criticEpisode 4
Art critic - the place of the nudeEpisode 8
Art galleryEpisode 4
Art gallery strikeEpisode 25
Arthur 'Two-Sheds' JacksonEpisode 1
Arthur TreeEpisode 10
At home with the ant and other petsEpisode 41
Attila the BunEpisode 20
'The Attila the Hun Show'Episode 20
Attila the NunEpisode 20
The auditEpisode 7

B


Bank robber (lingerie shop)Episode 10
Basingstoke in WestphaliaEpisode 42
Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplantEpisode 22
Batley Townswomens' Guild presents the Battle of Pearl HarbourEpisode 11
The batsmen of the KalahariEpisode 45
The Battle of TrafalgarEpisode 11
The BBC is short of moneyEpisode 28
BBC News (handovers)Episode 45
BBC programme plannersEpisode 38
Beethoven's mynah birdEpisode 21
Bicycle repair manEpisode 3
Biggles dictates a letterEpisode 33
'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong' (song)Episode 22
Bingo-crazed ChineseEpisode 34
A bishop rehearsingEpisode 16
'The Bishop'Episode 17
'The Black Eagle'Episode 25
'Blackmail'Episode 18
Blancmanges playing tennisEpisode 7
Blood donorEpisode 39
'Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror'Episode 30
Bogus psychiatristsEpisode 43
Bomb on planeEpisode 35
'A Book at Bedtime'Episode 38
Boxing commentaryEpisode 43
Boxing match aftermathEpisode 43
'Boxing tonight' - Jack Bodell v. Kenneth ClarkEpisode 37
Brigadier and BishopEpisode 45
The British Well-Basically ClubEpisode 35
BrucesEpisode 22
Bull-fightingEpisode 35
Burglar/encyclopedia salesmanEpisode 5
Bus conductor sketchEpisode 30
Buying a bedEpisode 8
Buying an antEpisode 41

C


Camel spottingEpisode 7
Camp square-bashingEpisode 22
Careers advisory boardEpisode 5
The Cheap-LaughsEpisode 35
Cheese shopEpisode 33
Chemist sketchEpisode 17
Children's interviewEpisode 3
Children's storiesEpisode 3
A choice of viewingEpisode 17
City gents vox popsEpisode 24
Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge RoadEpisode 33
Clodagh RodgersEpisode 34
Coal mine (historical argument)Episode 26
Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)Episode 21
Come back to my placeEpisode 13
CommercialsEpisode 26
Communist quizEpisode 25
Complaining about antEpisode 41
ComplaintsEpisode 16
Complaints officeEpisode 41
Confuse-a-CatEpisode 5
'Conjuring Today'Episode 44
Conquistador Coffee CampaignEpisode 24
Cosmetic surgeryEpisode 22
Court (phrasebook)Episode 25
Court scene (charades)Episode 15
Court scene (Viking)Episode 27
Court scene (witness in coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)Episode 3
Court scene - multiple murdererEpisode 27
CourtmartialEpisode 42
'Crackpot Religions Ltd'Episode 24
Credits of the YearEpisode 39
Cricket match (assegais)Episode 45
Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycleEpisode 24
Crunchy frogEpisode 6
Current affairsEpisode 18
Cut-price airlineEpisode 22

D


Déjà vuEpisode 16
'Dad's Doctors' (trail)Episode 38
'Dad's Pooves' (trail)Episode 38
David AttenboroughEpisode 45
David Niven's fridgeEpisode 39
Dead IndianEpisode 19
Dead parrotEpisode 8
The death of Mary Queen of ScotsEpisode 22
Dennis MooreEpisode 37
Dennis Moore: Redistibuting the wealthEpisode 37
Dennis Moore: Stealing from the poorEpisode 37
DentistsEpisode 43
Department storeEpisode 41
Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby matchEpisode 23
Dickie AttenboroughEpisode 39
Different endingsEpisode 41
Dirty Hungarian phrasebookEpisode 25
The dirty vicar sketchEpisode 39
DoctorEpisode 37
A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurseEpisode 45
Documentary on antsEpisode 41
Documentary on boxerEpisode 18
A duck, a cat and a lizard (discussion)Episode 5
The dull life of a City stockbrokerEpisode 6
DungEpisode 19

E


Eighteenth-century social legislationEpisode 11
Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible Parties)Episode 19
Emigration from Surbiton to HounslowEpisode 28
The Epsom furniture raceEpisode 20
Erizabeth LEpisode 29
Erotic filmEpisode 5
Escape (from film)Episode 18
Europolice Song ContestEpisode 22
Everest climbed by hairdressersEpisode 31
Expedition to Lake PahoeEpisode 32
Exploding penguin on TV setEpisode 22
Exploding version of 'The Blue Danube'Episode 26

F


'Face the Press'Episode 14
Falling from buildingEpisode 12
Famous deathsEpisode 1
Farming clubEpisode 28
Father-in-lawEpisode 43
Film director (teeth)Episode 24
Film trailerEpisode 42
'Finian's Rainbow' (starring the man from the off-license)Episode 19
Fire brigadeEpisode 31
The first man to jump the ChannelEpisode 10
The first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'Episode 22
Fish LicenceEpisode 23
Fish-slapping danceEpisode 28
The flasherEpisode 8
Flying lessonsEpisode 16
Flying SheepEpisode 2
Foreign SecretaryEpisode 19
Fraud film squadEpisode 29
The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated authorEpisode 36
French lecture on sheep-aircraftEpisode 2
French subtitled filmEpisode 23
The funniest joke in the worldEpisode 1

G


George IIIEpisode 40
Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talkEpisode 30
Girls' boarding schoolEpisode 26
Gorilla librarianEpisode 10
Gumby brain specialistEpisode 32
Gumby croonerEpisode 9
Gumby flower arrangingEpisode 25

H


Hamlet and OpheliaEpisode 43
Hell's GranniesEpisode 8
HermitsEpisode 8
Hijacked plane (to Luton)Episode 16
Historical impersonationsEpisode 13
Hitting on the head lessonsEpisode 29
Homicidal barberEpisode 9
Hospital for over-actorsEpisode 25
Hospital run by RSMEpisode 26
Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literatureEpisode 35
How far can a minister fall?Episode 12
'How not to be seen'Episode 24
How to feed a goldfishEpisode 26
How to give up being a MasonEpisode 17
'How to recognize different parts of the body'Episode 22
How to rid the world of all known diseasesEpisode 28
Hunting filmEpisode 9

I


Icelandic Honey WeekEpisode 45
Icelandic sagaEpisode 27
Ideal Loon ExhibitionEpisode 37
The Idiot in SocietyEpisode 20
'if' - a film by Mr DibleyEpisode 19
Inspector Flying Fox of the YardEpisode 29
Insurance sketchEpisode 26
Interesting peopleEpisode 11
IntermissionsEpisode 13
International Wife-SwappingEpisode 39
InterruptionsEpisode 11
Interview in filing cabinetEpisode 24
'Is there?'...life after death?Episode 36
'It's a Living'Episode 19
It's a man's life in the modern armyEpisode 4
It's the ArtsEpisode 1
'It's the arts'Episode 6
It's Wolfgang Amadeus MozartEpisode 1
Italian lessonEpisode 1

J


'Jack in a Box'Episode 34
Job HunterEpisode 24
Johann Gambolputty.... von Hautkopf of UlmEpisode 6
Jokes and novelties salesmanEpisode 15
JudgesEpisode 21
'Julius Caesar' on an Aldis lampEpisode 15
Jungle restaurantEpisode 29

K


Kamikaze ScotsmenEpisode 38
Ken Russell's 'Gardening Club'Episode 29
Ken ShabbyEpisode 12
Kilimanjaro expedition (double vision)Episode 9
Killer sheepEpisode 20

L


Language laboratoryEpisode 31
The larchEpisode 3
The last five miles of the M2Episode 42
Leapy LeeEpisode 21
Letter (lavatorial humour)Episode 11
Letters and vox popsEpisode 5
Letters to 'Daily Mirror'Episode 10
Life and death strugglesEpisode 30
'Life of Tschaikowsky'Episode 28
LifeboatEpisode 33
Lifeboat (cannibalism)Episode 26
'Light Entertainment Awards'Episode 39
Literary football discussionEpisode 11
Live from EpsomEpisode 43
Live from the Grill-o-Mat snack bar, PaigntonEpisode 18
Living room on pavementEpisode 17
LlamasEpisode 9
Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth GynaecologistEpisode 23
The Lost World of RoiuramaEpisode 29
Louis XIVEpisode 40
Lumberjack songEpisode 9
LupinsEpisode 37

M


M1 interchange built by characters from 'Paradise Lost'Episode 35
Man turns into ScotsmanEpisode 7
The man who collects birdwatcher's eggsEpisode 26
The man who contradicts peopleEpisode 22
The man who finishes other peoples sentencesEpisode 45
The man who is alternately rude and politeEpisode 18
The man who makes people laugh uncontrollablyEpisode 30
The man who says things in a very roundabout wayEpisode 26
The man who says words in the wrong orderEpisode 36
The man who speaks in anagramsEpisode 30
The man who speaks only the beginnings of wordsEpisode 26
The man who speaks only the ends of wordsEpisode 26
The man who speaks only the middles of wordsEpisode 26
A man with a tape recorder up his brother's noseEpisode 9
A man with a tape recorder up his noseEpisode 9
A man with three buttocksEpisode 2
A man with two nosesEpisode 2
Man-powered flightEpisode 15
Marriage guidance counsellorEpisode 2
Mary recruitment officeEpisode 30
Me DoctorEpisode 13
Merchant bankerEpisode 30
MichaelangeloEpisode 21
The Minehead by-electionEpisode 12
The Minister for not listening to peopleEpisode 32
The Ministry of Silly WalksEpisode 14
Molluscs - 'live' TV documentaryEpisode 32
'The Money Programme'Episode 29
Montgolfier BrothersEpisode 40
Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty secondsEpisode 24
'Mortuary Hour'Episode 35
Mosquito huntersEpisode 21
'Most Awful Family in Britain'Episode 45
Motor insurance sketchEpisode 17
MountaineerEpisode 26
The mouse problemEpisode 2
Mr and Mrs GitEpisode 21
Mr Attila the HunEpisode 13
Mr HilterEpisode 12
Mr NeutronEpisode 44
Mr Neville ShuntEpisode 24
Mr PitherEpisode 34
Mrs Niggerbaiter explodesEpisode 28
Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean Paul SatreEpisode 27
Mrs Thing and Mrs EntityEpisode 21
Musical miceEpisode 2
Mystico and Janet - flats built by hypnosisEpisode 35

N


A naked manEpisode 35
'Nationwide'Episode 43
Naughty bitsEpisode 22
Neurotic announcersEpisode 30
New brain from Curry'sEpisode 39
New cooker sketchEpisode 14
The news for gibbonsEpisode 20
The news for parrotsEpisode 20
The news for wombatsEpisode 20
The news with Richard BakerEpisode 33
The news with Richard BakerEpisode 30
Newsflash (germans)Episode 42
Newsreader arrestedEpisode 5
No time to loseEpisode 38
Non-illegal robberyEpisode 6
Nudge nudgeEpisode 3

O


Off-LicenceEpisode 37
Old lady snoopersEpisode 33
The Olympic hide-and-seek finalEpisode 35
One more minute of Monty Python's Flying CircusEpisode 29
Operating theatre (squatters)Episode 13
The Oscar Wilde sketchEpisode 39
Our EamonnEpisode 31

P


'The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent'Episode 30
Pantomime horsesEpisode 30
'Party Hints' with Veronica SmallsEpisode 31
Party Political Broadcast (choreographed)Episode 38
Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Norwegian PartyEpisode 40
Pasolini's film 'The Third Test Match'Episode 39
PenguinsEpisode 38
Pet conversionsEpisode 10
Philip Jenkinson on Cheese WesternsEpisode 33
Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)Episode 15
Picasso/cycling raceEpisode 1
The Piranha brothersEpisode 14
Piston engine (a bargain)Episode 43
The Poet McTeagleEpisode 16
Poetry reading (ants)Episode 41
PoetsEpisode 17
Police Constable Pan-AmEpisode 17
Police helmetsEpisode 43
Police raidEpisode 5
Police stationEpisode 7
Police station (silly voices)Episode 12
Policemen make wonderful friendsEpisode 6
Poofy judgesEpisode 21
Pornographic bookshopEpisode 36
Post box ceremonyEpisode 44
'Prejudice'Episode 37
Prices on the planet AlgonEpisode 35
'Probe-around' on crimeEpisode 13
Programme titles conferenceEpisode 42
Psychiatrist milkmanEpisode 16
Psychiatry - silly sketchEpisode 13
The public are idiotsEpisode 42
Puss in BootsEpisode 28

Q


Queen Victoria HandicapEpisode 43
The Queen will be watchingEpisode 26
Quiz programme - 'Wishes'Episode 13

R


RAF banterEpisode 42
Ramsay MacDonald stripteaseEpisode 24
RatcatcherEpisode 20
Raymond Luxury Yacht interviewEpisode 19
'Rear Window' - a film by Mr DibleyEpisode 19
Red Indian in theatreEpisode 6
'Redgauntlet'Episode 38
The refreshment room at BletchleyEpisode 9
Registrar (wife swap)Episode 21
Registry officeEpisode 19
Repeating grooveEpisode 24
Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)Episode 13
Restaurant sketchEpisode 3
Rival documentariesEpisode 38
A room in Polonius's houseEpisode 43
'Russian 42nd International Clambake'Episode 34

S


Salvation fuzzEpisode 29
Sam Peckinpah's 'Salad Days'Episode 33
School prize-givingEpisode 19
Schoolboys' Life Assurance CompanyEpisode 28
Science fiction sketchEpisode 7
A Scotsman on a horseEpisode 6
A Scotsman on a horseEpisode 2
Scott of the AntarcticEpisode 23
Scott of the SaharaEpisode 23
Seashore interlude filmEpisode 33
Secret Service dentistsEpisode 4
Secretary of State stripteaseEpisode 20
Seduced milkmenEpisode 3
Self-defenceEpisode 4
The semaphore version of 'Wuthering Heights'Episode 15
Seven Brides for Seven BrothersEpisode 18
ShakespeareEpisode 21
Sherry-drinking vicarEpisode 36
The show so farEpisode 33
Show-jumping (musical)Episode 42
The silliest interview we've ever hadEpisode 32
The silliest sketch we've ever doneEpisode 32
Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling)Episode 36
Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)Episode 21
Silly job interviewEpisode 5
Silly noisesEpisode 36
Silly vicarEpisode 21
Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying CircusEpisode 29
SmolenskEpisode 34
The smugglerEpisode 5
Society for Putting Things on top of Other ThingsEpisode 18
Song ('And did those feet')Episode 4
SpamEpisode 25
The Spanish InquisitionEpisode 15
'Spectrum' - talking about thingsEpisode 12
'Spot the Loony'Episode 38
Stock Exchange reportEpisode 27
Stolen newsreaderEpisode 3
StonehengeEpisode 13
'Storage jars'Episode 33
Strangers in the nightEpisode 10
SubmarineEpisode 26
'Summarize Proust Competition'Episode 31

T


'Take Your Pick'Episode 20
Tax on thingyEpisode 15
Teddy Salad (CIA agent)Episode 44
Ten seconds of sexEpisode 35
Test matchEpisode 20
Thames TV introductionEpisode 39
Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)Episode 31
'There is nothing quite so wonderful as money' (song)Episode 29
There's been a murderEpisode 22
Thripshaw's diseaseEpisode 36
The time on BBC 1Episode 19
Timmy Williams interviewEpisode 19
Tobacconists (prostitute advert)Episode 14
Today in ParliamentEpisode 20
Tory Housewives Clean-up CampaignEpisode 32
ToupeeEpisode 41
TrailerEpisode 21
TrailerEpisode 10
Travel agentEpisode 31
Trim-Jeans TheatreEpisode 28
Trivializing the warEpisode 42
TrotskyEpisode 34
Tudor job agencyEpisode 36
Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcastEpisode 32
Tunnelling from Godalming to JavaEpisode 10
'TV4 or not TV4' diskussionEpisode 37
Twentieth-century voleEpisode 6

U


Undertaker's sketchEpisode 26
Undertakers filmEpisode 11
Undertakers filmEpisode 11
Undressing in publicEpisode 4
Unexploded ScotsmanEpisode 38
'Up Your Pavement'Episode 42
Upperclass Twit of the YearEpisode 12

V


Vicar/salesmanEpisode 28
The visitorsEpisode 9
Visitors from CoventryEpisode 12
Vocational Guidance Counseller (chartered accountant)Episode 10
Vox popsEpisode 6
Vox pops on aftershaveEpisode 17
Vox pops on full frontal nudityEpisode 8
Vox pops on politiciansEpisode 20
Vox pops on smugglingEpisode 5
Vox pops on taxEpisode 15

W


The wacky queenEpisode 2
WainscottingEpisode 20
Walk-on part in sketchEpisode 10
The walking tree of DahomeyEpisode 45
Watney's Red BarrelEpisode 31
What the stars foretellEpisode 37
'When Does A Dream Begin?' (song)Episode 42
Whicker IslandEpisode 27
Whizzo butterEpisode 1
Woody and tinny wordsEpisode 42
Words not to be used againEpisode 17
Working-class playwrightEpisode 2
World War OneEpisode 28
The wrestling epilogueEpisode 2

Y


You're no fun any moreEpisode 7
'Ypres 1914'Episode 25
'Ypres 1914' - abandonedEpisode 25
'Yummy yummy'Episode 24

Z


ZeppelinEpisode 40